Jaden Smith took over his sister Willow’s SoundCloud account to debut a new song called “Offering.” The 16-year-old rapper calls himself James Bond, shuts down endorsements, and drops some bizarre lines like, “But the thing that really bothers me is when these Corvettes pull up to my doorstep and tell me something corporate about my dang foreskin.”
He even gets passionate while defending his family (“My family’s not a circus / I told my dad to move the whole tribe down to Europe where there’s less Siri and a little more syrup”) and gives props to his father Will (“My dad’s an inspiration / I respect a man at work”).
Hear Jaden’s stream of consciousness below.