M.I.A. Announces Retirement at Bonnaroo?

The New York Times reports that M.I.A. announced that her Bonnaroo performance was her last gig ever during a set at the music and arts festival in Tennessee on Friday night.

“This is my last show,” the rapper told fans at least three times from the stage of That Tent, “and I’m glad I’m spending it with all my hippies.”

No! This can’t be true. We hope she was just kidding. Although she is engaged to the son of a billionaire…